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The Worst Salon Ever

manicures
I could either write a bunch of shit on here that you won't understand, or you can just book the service with confidence knowing I won't destroy the integrity of your natural nail plate.

manicures

I could either write a bunch of shit on here that you won't understand, or you can just book the service with confidence knowing I won't destroy the integrity of your natural nail plate.

2 options
Price: $35+Duration: 40+ min
structure gel
This is the shit you want if you're looking for more strength & durability on your natural nail. Think acrylic, except it doesn't smell, it's free from chemicals, and it won't give you cancer. Don't be like my ex-husband and neglect me- you'll be coming in for fills every 2-4 weeks. **(P.S. if you're wondering why the booking times are long, it's because I'm not a chop shop and I do your shit right the first time.)

structure gel

This is the shit you want if you're looking for more strength & durability on your natural nail. Think acrylic, except it doesn't smell, it's free from chemicals, and it won't give you cancer. Don't be like my ex-husband and neglect me- you'll be coming in for fills every 2-4 weeks. **(P.S. if you're wondering why the booking times are long, it's because I'm not a chop shop and I do your shit right the first time.)

5 options
Price: $60+Duration: 75+ min
rebalance (u waited too long)
If you haven’t gotten a fill in 4+ weeks, then you will need to choose this service. Why? Because it’s a hell of a lot more work. Don’t wait so long next time, dummy.

rebalance (u waited too long)

If you haven’t gotten a fill in 4+ weeks, then you will need to choose this service. Why? Because it’s a hell of a lot more work. Don’t wait so long next time, dummy.

Price: $90+Duration: 120 min
Apres Gel-X
Come in with stubbies, leave with long baddies. No, you cannot use these as your new can opener. Don’t be a fucking idiot.

Apres Gel-X

Come in with stubbies, leave with long baddies. No, you cannot use these as your new can opener. Don’t be a fucking idiot.

2 options
Price: $75+Duration: 90+ min
uhhh...idk?
If you broke your nail, want to come in and cry, or just have a random ass need that's not listed, then pick this. DO NOT pick this to try to squeeze into a 30-minute slot just because nothing else was available...I will hunt you down and shit on your lawn.

uhhh...idk?

If you broke your nail, want to come in and cry, or just have a random ass need that's not listed, then pick this. DO NOT pick this to try to squeeze into a 30-minute slot just because nothing else was available...I will hunt you down and shit on your lawn.

Price: $5+Duration: 30 min